Any funny stories of an emergency pooping situation?

Well it didn't happen to me but my 10th grade history teacher told us all about when he went on his first date with his now wife. And they ate really really spicy indian food and he had never had it before (her idea) and they were on their way to a late movie. Its a small town and everything is closed past like 8. Well he started to feel like he really needed to go to the bathroom but he couldn't find anywhere open and it was another ten minute drive. He was really embarred but he had to pull over to a deserted parking lot to go. And he ran from the car and hid in the bushes and had really bad diarrhea and then when he finished he wiped with a leaf but when he went to pull on his pants he realized he had shi* basically inside them and it was all over. So he had to go back to his date and explain everything and they couldn't go to the movie. He had to drive her home like that. But i guess she really like him because they got married :)